1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,589 Yes? 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,174 - Hey. - Hello. 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,927 - You're new. - I started yesterday. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,428 - What's your name? - Leisal. 6 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,640 Okay. I'm Brigitte. This is Gretel. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,894 - Emily and Richard are expecting us. - I'm sorry. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,312 Please come in. 9 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,611 Can I get you a drink? 10 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,448 I can get it. Why don't you go hide in the kitchen? 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,325 Really? Thank you. 12 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,119 - What is going on? - I don't know. 13 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,664 I think George and Martha are joining us for dinner. 14 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:42,543 I didn't know my every conversation had to be reported. I stand corrected. 15 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:45,087 I have been the co-chair of the Starlight Foundation... 16 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,130 - for the last eight years. - I know this. 17 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,425 The Black and White Ball is the main fundraising event of the season. 18 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,970 - It's one year. - The co-chair cannot miss... 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,055 - the main fundraising event. - Why? 20 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,516 - Won't the chair be there? - Is this a joke to you? 21 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,143 I have too many things to take care of at work. 22 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,980 I don't have time for frivolous parties. 23 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,731 Frivolous parties? 24 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,236 Where are you going? Come back here. 25 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,780 - This is bad. - I know. I wish we had popcorn. 26 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,031 - Mom. - Incoming. 27 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,409 'The Hartford Zoological silent auction... 28 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,036 'the Mark Twain House Restoration Fund luncheon... 29 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,289 'the Harriet Beecher Stowe Literacy Auction. ' 30 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,082 I can read those myself. 31 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,627 This is the fourth event you have turned down on our behalf. 32 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,088 I am on the board of all of those foundations. 33 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:31,049 - How does that make me look? - Like your husband is busy... 34 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,636 - and has a lot of responsibility. - I have responsibilities, too. 35 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,015 I understand that your social engagements are important. 36 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,975 They're not just social engagements. 37 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:43,103 Anything at which you serve tea is a social engagement. 38 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,898 I am getting a tape recorder so you can hear how pompous... 39 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,733 and condescending you sound. 40 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,777 I don't want you to take my word for it. I might be delirious... 41 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,113 - from all that tea I've been drinking. - Stop. 42 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,615 Maybe we should leave. 43 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,700 Are you kidding? We have dinner theater here. 44 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,827 But Grandma and Grandpa are in a fight. 45 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,038 - Yeah. - They wouldn't want us to see it. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,248 We stumbled in here completely innocently. 47 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,667 We came for dinner, as usual, per their request. 48 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,629 We didn't know we'd see The Lion King without the puppet heads. 49 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,339 Get that thing out of my face. 50 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,883 - Say the tea thing again. - You're acting like a child. 51 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,220 Turn around when you talk. I'm not sure this microphone is good. 52 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,346 What? 53 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,807 Brava! Encore! 54 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,269 Does Terrence McNally know about you two? Get me the phone! 55 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:25,330 It sucks. I know it sucks. Just tell me it sucks. 56 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,834 It's great. 57 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,586 - No, it's not. - It's an 'A.' 58 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,795 - Don't lie. - A-plus. 59 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,964 - You're my mom. - Is anything higher than A-plus? 60 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,633 - You have to say that. - An A-plus with a crown and a wand. 61 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,385 This is not how you raise a child. 62 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,804 You don't send them out with a false sense of pride. 63 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,849 Because in the real world, no one will coddle you. 64 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,268 I'd rather know now if I'll be working at CNN... 65 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,354 or carrying a basket around its offices with sandwiches. 66 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,981 - Rory. - Yeah? 67 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,441 It's great. 68 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,776 - Really? - Really, really. 69 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,487 - Thank you. - Coffee. 70 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,034 - What do you want? Eggs, toast, combo? - What's the rush? 71 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,662 I'm swamped this morning. I was supposed to have help, but I don't. 72 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,831 So order now, or I'm bringing you both... 73 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,958 an egg-white omelet with steamed spinach. 74 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,210 - Pancakes. - French toast. 75 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,628 Thank you. 76 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,588 You were supposed to be down here... 77 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,424 - What the hell is that? - What? 78 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,885 - That. - That is a shirt. 79 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,261 - Change. - What? 80 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:24,097 - Go upstairs and change your shirt. - I like this shirt. 81 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,517 - How can you like it? - It brings out my eyes. 82 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,228 Part of the deal of you staying here is that you work here. 83 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,730 When you work here, you will wear proper work attire. 84 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,440 That is not proper work attire. 85 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,693 Go upstairs and change into something that won't scare my customers. 86 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,946 Whatever you say, Uncle Luke. 87 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,031 - Gross T-shirt. - Yeah. 88 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,741 - Good band. - Yeah. 89 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,326 Thank you. 90 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,497 - Another new one, Emily? - Yes. 91 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,707 The last one only made it through one evening. 92 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,252 - Thoroughly nervous creature. - What do you do to them? 93 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,754 The usual. 'Clean this, cook that... 94 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,758 - 'sacrifice a virgin on your way out. ' - The things you say. 95 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,803 We could have done with some of that at the ball the other night. 96 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:03,887 Was it dull? 97 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,932 I felt like my shoes were going out of style as I sat there. 98 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,268 - What a shame. - It wasn't all dull. 99 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,770 - Are we forgetting Truly Bishop? - That's right. 100 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,397 What about Truly Bishop? 101 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,441 - She and Eugene split up last month. - What? 102 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:20,737 You knew about that. They had this huge fight at the... 103 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,824 That's right. You missed the Schaffers' cocktail party. 104 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,993 They broke up at the Schaffers' cocktail party? 105 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,953 He has another family in Salisbury. 106 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,081 - No. - She's 26, with a 2-year-old. 107 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:34,126 - How did Truly find out? - The little tart sent her a letter. 108 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,753 - Oh, my God. - So Truly confronted Eugene... 109 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,173 after consuming a bottle and a half of Cristal... 110 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:42,885 and he said he was going to leave her and marry the Salisbury concubine. 111 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,387 - What did she do? - Threw an ice sculpture at his head. 112 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,763 I can't believe I missed that. 113 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,641 - You've missed everything lately. - Where have you been? 114 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,686 - Is everything all right? - Yes, it's just Richard. 115 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,813 He hasn't been hanging out in Salisbury? 116 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:58,025 No. He's been swamped at work, night and day, weekends. 117 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,777 Like he was the only person who worked at that company. 118 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,571 Plus, he hasn't been feeling very well. 119 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,449 His back and knees, very bad knees. 120 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,494 Rory, what a nice surprise. 121 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,039 - Sorry to butt in like this. - Nonsense. 122 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:16,126 Come and meet my friends. I'd like you to meet my granddaughter Rory. 123 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,170 - Hello, Rory. - Nice to meet you. 124 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,672 My goodness, what a pretty girl you are. 125 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,467 - She looks just like Lorelai, doesn't she? - The eyes. 126 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,511 - The nose. - Walk around, sweetie. 127 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,721 - Leave the girl alone. - I want to see the walk. 128 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,474 - Lorelai had such a specific walk. - Fast. 129 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,227 - That was it. - Sit. Would you like some tea? 130 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,313 No, I came to pick up a book that Grandpa was supposed to leave. 131 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,316 - Check his study, it might be on his desk. - Thanks. 132 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,569 Your granddaughter is just lovely. How old is she? 133 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:45,280 - Sixteen. - That's a nice age. 134 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:49,117 - Have you thought about her debut? - No, not yet. 135 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:52,829 The Daughters of the Daughters of the American Revolution Debutante Ball... 136 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,582 - is next week. - It is? I hadn't realized. 137 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,960 Why don't you present Rory there? 138 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,337 I don't know. Isn't it a little late? 139 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,382 Please. For Emily Gilmore I'm sure they'll bend the rules. 140 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,550 You have to. 141 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,219 With a girl like that, you'll be the hit of the ball. 142 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,263 She'd definitely be the prettiest one. 143 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,474 - Except for Katie Hethington. - No. Didn't you hear? 144 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:15,227 Katie fell off her horse. There's a scab on her face. 145 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:19,147 Well, then, if Katie Hethington has a scab on her face... 146 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,608 Rory will definitely be the prettiest one there. 147 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,902 It'll be your crowning moment. 148 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,529 I found it. 149 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,455 - I'm coming out. - Out of what? 150 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,708 - Out into society. - What are you talking about? 151 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,878 - I went to Grandma's house after school. - Right away, bad. 152 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,922 Her DAR friends are all there, they're talking about... 153 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,425 - this Debutante Ball that's being thrown. - Oh, no. 154 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:50,179 When I got back from Grandpa's office, they invited me onto the patio. 155 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:53,724 - Tell me you did not go onto the patio. - I went onto the patio. 156 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,894 That's like accepting the position as the drummer in Spinal Tap. 157 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,104 Grandma told me how important it is... 158 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,732 for a person to be properly presented to society. 159 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,234 And how every young girl dreams of this day. 160 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,736 - And how there are flowers. - Lord. 161 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:06,987 - And music. - Please. 162 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,989 - And cake. - The cake's actually good. 163 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,701 Before I knew it, Grandma brought out your old dress, I tried it on... 164 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,162 - What are you doing? - Getting you out of this. 165 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,457 My mother is great at getting someone to agree... 166 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:21,627 to something that in another universe they would never consider. 167 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:24,379 I am convinced she had something to do with Lily Tomlin... 168 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:27,508 - doing that movie with John Travolta. - I'm doing this. 169 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,634 Why? 170 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,637 You should've seen Grandma's face when she asked me. 171 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,514 - It's really important to her. - But... 172 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:37,726 If it's important to her and not important to me, then why shouldn't I do it? 173 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,562 Do you know what a coming-out party says? 174 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,731 - It says, 'I'm a woman now. ' - No, it says: 175 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:46,360 'Hi, I'm Rory. I'm of good breeding and marriageable age. 176 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,820 'I will now parade around in front of... 177 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,698 'young men of similarly good breeding and marriageable age... 178 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,493 - 'so they can take a good look at me. ' - You're exaggerating. 179 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:57,329 It's like animals being up for bid at the county fair... 180 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:00,249 - except sheep don't wear hoop skirts. - I promised. 181 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:04,753 - But you don't have to be a part of it. - Lf you want to do it, I'll help. 182 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,630 It's just weird. 183 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:11,260 This is all the stuff I ran away from. I just assumed you'd be running with me. 184 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:15,305 I would, but I heard debutantes don't run, something about the heels. 185 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:18,642 All right, then. If you're sure, where do we start? 186 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:24,064 Let's see, you have a dress. You need a dowry, I guess. 187 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,109 There you go. And you'll need shoes... 188 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:31,029 hose, gloves, some mice, a dog, a pumpkin. 189 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,033 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 190 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,705 It says your father is supposed to present you at the ceremony. 191 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,333 Whatever. I can get someone else to do it. 192 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,919 - Grandpa, probably. Or Taylor. - Okay. 193 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:49,131 Or the cable guy, he looked friendly last week. He may have a tux. 194 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,217 - Hand me the phone. - I was kidding about the cable guy. 195 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,344 - What are you doing? - There are many things... 196 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,555 that should weird you out about coming out... 197 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,808 but inviting your father shouldn't be one of them. 198 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,894 The number you have dialed has changed. 199 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,061 Gum wrapper. 200 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:06,356 - He's not going to come. - You don't know until you ask. 201 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,736 - Mom. - Look, we call, we ask. 202 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,615 There's no harm. Trust me, the cable guy's not going anywhere. 203 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,910 - Hello? - Hi! 204 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,245 - Where the hell are you? - Boston. 205 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,830 - Boston? - Yeah. 206 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:24,458 Baked beans, cream pie, tea party, strangler. 207 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,043 - That Boston. - And you? 208 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,294 - Me? - Where are you? 209 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,754 - Helsinki. - Really? 210 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,465 I got the girl band together. After opening stateside... 211 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,801 we headed across the Atlantic, now we're huge with the Nordic set. 212 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,929 Good to hear you. We haven't talked in a while. 213 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,430 You could have called, too. 214 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,807 Or does your phone only receive calls? 215 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,601 I figured you had a lot going on... 216 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,896 what with the engagement and the canceling of the engagement. 217 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,190 - How's that going? - Still canceled. 218 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,399 - You okay? - Good. 219 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,568 I'm even better when I'm not talking about it. 220 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:54,613 - Moving on, then. - I have some shocking news. 221 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,032 - Rory's coming out. - Out of what? 222 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,035 Coming out: White dresses, gloves, curtsies. 223 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,620 - Stop it. - I swear to God. 224 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,038 You're letting her do it? 225 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,583 I wasn't about to let her use my method of getting out of it. 226 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,835 This is crazy. 227 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,754 She's doing it as a favor to my mom. Can't talk her out of it. 228 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,340 Did you tell her about Barbara Hutton, Doris Duke? 229 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,093 Yes, and she's perfectly willing to marry Cary Grant... 230 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,137 get offed by her crazy butler, and start designing blue jeans... 231 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,639 as soon as the ball ends. 232 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,391 If that's what she wants. 233 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,810 Now comes the reason for my phone call. 234 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,812 All your regular 976 numbers were busy. 235 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,981 I know this is totally not your thing... 236 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,609 but as you will remember, part of the coming-out process involves... 237 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:36,113 the girls being escorted around the dance floor by their dads. 238 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,950 Now, I know you would rather sit through Endless Love... 239 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,953 than ever be a part of this scene again... 240 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:47,541 but this is important to your daughter, and she's never asked you for anything. 241 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:51,378 Although no one's keeping track, it seems your constant non-presence... 242 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:55,132 in her life, and your lack of showing up when you say you're going to... 243 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,009 or calling when you say you're going to... 244 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,595 or basically doing anything when you say you will... 245 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,681 would tend to indicate that you owe her big time. 246 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,976 Now, before you say no, I want you to take a minute... 247 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:09,313 and remember you have a great daughter who needs you. 248 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,066 She has a mother who will hunt you down like a half-price Kate Spade purse... 249 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,652 - if you disappoint her. - Okay. I'm there. 250 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:20,032 You mean the Daughters of the American Revolution Annual Debutante ball? 251 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,116 Yes. 252 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,869 - Don't make this promise if you can't. - I wouldn't miss it. 253 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,497 - It's next weekend. - I'll clear my schedule. 254 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,874 - You swear? - Wait, next weekend? 255 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,001 - Christopher. - I'm kidding. 256 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,836 I will definitely be there. 257 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,340 In exchange, I'll refrain from saying the 10 things that came to mind... 258 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,133 for making fun of your schedule. 259 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,968 - Thanks. - Bye. 260 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:44,223 Hey, little debbie, your dad is definitely gonna be there. 261 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,516 - You're kidding. - No. 262 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:49,728 He's gonna walk you down the stairs, turn you in a circle, watch you curtsy... 263 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,065 and announce that Rory Gilmore is officially open for business. 264 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,817 - He definitely said 'definitely'? - Definitely. 265 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,738 - So there's a 50-50 chance? - He sounded pretty sure. I'd say 60-40. 266 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,247 No, Mom, I'm sure one crinoline will be plenty. 267 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:09,915 No, she doesn't. 268 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,459 I'm sure she doesn't. 269 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,545 In what scenario would I have bought Rory... 270 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,755 elbow-length kidskin gloves? 271 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,883 Sorry, in what scenario on my planet... 272 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:23,303 would I have bought Rory elbow-length kidskin gloves? 273 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,931 - So? - So what? 274 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,057 It's good, huh? 275 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,101 It's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction. 276 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,854 - Doesn't Neil Young look cool? - I guess. 277 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,814 If you'll notice, he's wearing a tux. 278 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,401 He looks cool because he's Neil Young, not because he's wearing a tux. 279 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,487 I don't have to ask her, Mom, 'cause I know the answer. 280 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,948 I know the answer, Mom. 281 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,660 Yeah. No. Well, I don't have to ask her... 282 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,954 Hold on. 283 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:55,294 Would you like Grandma's hairstylist to come and set your hair before the ball? 284 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,839 I did not coach her. Go back to talking about gloves. 285 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,384 - You're gonna look great in a tux. - Tails. 286 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,554 - What? - According to this it says that: 287 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,639 'All escorts must be properly attired... 288 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,851 'in black tails, white cummerbunds, and white gloves. ' 289 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,020 - What? - I'm sure the gloves are optional. 290 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,938 Not according to this. 291 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,192 - Tails? Gloves? - Remember Neil Young. 292 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,111 Remember that you love me. 293 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,741 Remember that I'll be watching BattleBots with you for a month. 294 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,785 Show me Neil Young again. 295 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,914 Dad! 296 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:40,464 Whoa! Hold it. A lady never runs out to meet a gentleman caller... 297 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,632 who hasn't been announced. 298 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,759 We haven't tamed my wild ways yet. 299 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,512 - Thank God I'm here now. - I missed you. 300 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,222 - Me, too. - Hey. 301 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,516 - What is this? - What? 302 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,644 - God, where did this come from? - What happened to your bike? 303 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,021 Crazy game of key exchange at the car wash. 304 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,981 - This is a car. - Yes, it is. 305 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,276 It has four wheels and a roof and air bags... 306 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,530 and seat belts, and my God, it smells like a forest. 307 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:09,159 Well, I needed a little more space. Had something big to haul. 308 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,454 I believe this belongs to you. 309 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:15,332 - The Compact Oxford English Dictionary. - I'd promised you. 310 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,959 - Sorry it took so long. - That's okay. 311 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,710 This is the new edition. 312 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,171 The old one doesn't have the word 'jiggy' in it. 313 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,715 Thank you. I love it. I'll look things up right now. 314 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:24,800 Wait! 315 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,718 - Thanks. - Go. 316 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,347 - That was really great of you. - Thank you. 317 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,891 - Back to mocking my car? - Yeah. A Volvo sedan. 318 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,935 - Are you kidding? - This is a great car. 319 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,771 - For driving to bingo. - It just seemed like time. 320 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,982 I couldn't keep showing up for work on my bike. 321 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,483 - Work? - You've heard of it? 322 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,235 Yes, but I didn't think you had. 323 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,822 Took a while, I kept getting it mixed up with 'nap,' but I figured it out. 324 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:49,241 So you bought a car and got a job. 325 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,076 Actually, job, then car. 326 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,620 - 'Cause it's more responsible that way. - Exactly. 327 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,706 Wow! So tell me about the job. 328 00:15:55,789 --> 00:16:00,043 I show up every day, drink bad coffee, exchange lame pleasantries... 329 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,589 with Linda from marketing, and after two weeks, they give me a paycheck. 330 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,966 - It's a pretty cool system. - You're serious? 331 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:08,051 You know how us working types are. Get in. 332 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,721 I'm not supposed to take rides with strangers. 333 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,764 - Trust me. - Yes, but only if... 334 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:16,393 you promise we won't go over 25 miles an hour on the motorway. 335 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,397 Oh, my God. 336 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,816 George Lucas wishes he had this sound system. 337 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,986 Got Alpine head units, two subs, and two 12s. 338 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:30,324 - In exchange, no passenger-side air bag. - So the old Christopher still lives. 339 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,619 Could you please attenuate the cacophony out here? 340 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,122 Turn down the music. 341 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,792 Next time, instead of a dictionary, just slip her a crisp $20. 342 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:41,960 Deal. 343 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,798 Twelve pairs of pantyhose. 344 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,635 It's going to be a long night. She's bound to have a run. 345 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,303 Twelve pairs. 346 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,390 There's the presentation, the circle, the curtsy, the fan dance. 347 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:59,269 Mom, there'd have to be a 12-kilometer run and a jujitsu demonstration... 348 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,355 for her to go through 12 pairs of pantyhose. 349 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,440 Does it really hurt to be prepared? 350 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,318 - No, it doesn't hurt to be prepared. - Thank you. 351 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,820 The good news is, now she is prepared... 352 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:12,324 for her high-school graduation, her college graduation, her marriage... 353 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,911 three to five anniversaries, a hostess gig, and jury duty... 354 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:19,289 - especially if she's sequestered. - You make me tired. 355 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,583 Richard, I didn't know you were home. 356 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,044 Yes, well, we learn something every day. 357 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,129 - You didn't have to work? - I am working. 358 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,549 Guess how many pairs of pantyhose we bought? 359 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,175 I'd rather not, if you don't mind. 360 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,512 I got you some beautiful new cuff links for this weekend. 361 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:34,805 I already have cuff links. 362 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:38,684 - But these have bulldogs on them. Look. - I'll look at them later. 363 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,852 All right, fine. 364 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:42,437 Remember to get your tux from the cleaners tomorrow. 365 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,982 - No time. - It's around the corner from your office. 366 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,900 - I have to go in early tomorrow. - Go now. 367 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:48,652 - I am busy now. - Doing what? 368 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,530 I am not going to qualify my time with you. 369 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,657 I am not going to pick up my tuxedo. 370 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,910 You planned this ridiculous affair, you pick up my tuxedo. 371 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,745 Or I simply don't have to go. 372 00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,707 Either one of these options is fine with me. 373 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:12,259 Hey, Mom, I might be reading too much into this... 374 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,428 but is something going on between you and Dad? 375 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,679 What are you talking about? 376 00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,849 He just seems a little less jolly than usual. 377 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,767 - He's just busy. - He seems upset. 378 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,436 - He's not. - You seem upset. 379 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:25,230 - I'm not. We're both fine. - Okay. My mistake. 380 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,816 I'd better go pick up his tux. 381 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,864 Keep counting in your heads. 382 00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,700 Look each other in the eye. Dean, are you leading? 383 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,244 - I have no idea. - Okay, stop. 384 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,873 Remember, one of the most important things in ballroom dancing... 385 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,249 is to remember to spot. 386 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,586 Otherwise, you're gonna get dizzy. So what you want to do... 387 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,172 is pick out something to focus on. 388 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,925 I usually like to find a lonely seaman. 389 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,803 Then when turning, whip your head around and find your spot again. 390 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,306 Hello, sailor. 391 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,392 Now you try it. 392 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,687 You got to be kidding me. 393 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,357 You can do it without the 'hello, sailor' part. 394 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,776 - BattleBots. - For the rest of your life. 395 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,861 Now take it from the top. 396 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,953 Hey. You guys are really improving. 397 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,122 - Now you're actually facing each other. - Anyone need a break? 398 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:28,627 Okay, take five, but don't sit down because your muscles will get cold. 399 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,257 - So how's it going? - Actually, I'm not very good. 400 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,051 Which is really holding me back, because I'm a natural. 401 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,595 Maybe you need a glittery glove and a freaky face. 402 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:42,057 Miss Patty thought Dean would get hurt, and she made me sit and watch. 403 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,934 Nobody puts baby in the corner. 404 00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:47,145 It's not your fault. Ballroom dancing is a wonderfully sexist thing. 405 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:51,483 Any woman can do it. All she needs is a strong male lead. No offence. 406 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,362 - Well, almost any woman can do it. - I wasn't ready. 407 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,447 - I want a do over. - Fine. 408 00:19:58,574 --> 00:19:59,908 May I have this dance? 409 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:03,537 I don't know. Do you have a trust fund? Always make sure. 410 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,451 Okay, I'm adopted. 411 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,411 I'm never gonna be able to do that. 412 00:20:44,495 --> 00:20:46,163 You guys just need some practice. 413 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:50,417 Listen to your father, Rory. Your adorable father. 414 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,629 Let's get you out of here before you become Patty's next husband. 415 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,130 See you guys later. 416 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:59,468 - Bye, Patty. - The way you toy with me. 417 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,180 Did you know you still knew how to do that? 418 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:05,182 I wish I didn't. Imagine what we could do... 419 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,227 if we freed up the brain space it holds on the Viennese waltz. 420 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:12,356 It's right up there between Brady Bunch reruns and the lyrics to Rapture. 421 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,901 I got to say, this isn't like the chai lattes in Boston. 422 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:20,072 Expecting Luke to make a chai anything was completely insane. 423 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,991 I'm pretty sure he just threw a cinnamon stick in some tea. 424 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,993 I'm pretty sure it's not a cinnamon stick. 425 00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,954 Okay, throwing this out now. 426 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,623 So, chai latte, when did that happen? 427 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,751 I don't know. Everyone at work drinks them. 428 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,755 Since you still haven't told me what exactly it is that you do... 429 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:40,384 I'm gonna go with yoga instructor or chiropractor. 430 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,554 It's actually interesting. I'm working for this firm that helps... 431 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:47,266 overblown tech companies scale back and stay afloat in leaner times. 432 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:51,228 - I'm sorry, what's the interesting part? - We dress like superheroes when we do it. 433 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,354 Nice. 434 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,898 How long will you be able to keep this going? 435 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,067 I'm happy there, I'd say at least till Tuesday. 436 00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,653 - So, long-term. - You know, it's weird. 437 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:03,323 I hated the idea of having to be somewhere at a specific time each day... 438 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,034 but it turns out I like the stability. 439 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,911 - Really? - Yeah. 440 00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:12,499 I like that at the end of the day, I feel like I've done something, earned something. 441 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,835 I think that's really great. 442 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:18,005 Only took me 10 years and several failed business ventures... 443 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,424 - to figure out what I wanted. - Which is? 444 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:24,428 Not my parents' life. Something you figured out at 16. 445 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,015 Actually, six months, but I just couldn't vocalize it yet. 446 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:30,809 You knew what you wanted, you went out and got it. 447 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,103 I was always a little jealous of you. 448 00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:35,272 You seem to be catching up. 449 00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,400 We did good. 450 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,362 Yeah. Well, I did good. 451 00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:45,949 The fact that she can't follow lead is all you. 452 00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:55,709 See, only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head... 453 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,503 while eating kung pao chicken. 454 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,047 A great lady can spit the peanuts into the container... 455 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,423 - without anyone noticing. - Wow. 456 00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,467 Well, don't be intimidated. 457 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,594 You have to practice a lot to get to my level. 458 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,055 - Anyone want the last egg roll? - No. 459 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,515 Where are you going? 460 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,725 - To get the egg roll. - You're getting it yourself? 461 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:12,976 - Yes. - No! 462 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:16,355 Ladies never get their egg rolls, they never get their own anything. 463 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,357 - Not even their own ideas. - Oh, boy. 464 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,276 They sit helplessly and wait for some young, strong man... 465 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,694 to come by and assist them. 466 00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,696 They don't step in puddles or over puddles. 467 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,741 They can't even look at puddles. They need to be blindfolded... 468 00:23:27,825 --> 00:23:29,827 and thrown in a sack and carried over puddles. 469 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:32,871 Isn't there a moratorium on how long ladies should talk? 470 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:36,291 No. Repeat after me, 'I am completely helpless. ' 471 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,669 You put the left side through the back loop... 472 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,380 and you tug a little bit on both sides... 473 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,883 and you, my friend, might just be mistaken for a gentleman. 474 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,343 Or a waiter. 475 00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,929 How do you know how to do this? 476 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,390 Seventeen cotillions, a dozen debutante balls... 477 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,852 and a scarring experiment with the Children of the American Revolution. 478 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,395 Where you wear only the bow tie. 479 00:23:56,436 --> 00:24:01,024 A good idea on conception, but the sudden snowstorm instantly dampened the effect. 480 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,486 Hey, do you think it's cool when Neil Young wears a tux? 481 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,155 Yeah, of course, but it's Neil Young. 482 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:11,410 All right, I should get going. I'll see you at 3:00. 483 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:13,871 Wait. 484 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:15,747 - What's this? - Your gloves. 485 00:24:15,831 --> 00:24:19,251 - I thought you were kidding. - No. Ladies never kid. 486 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,838 - Bye. - Bye. 487 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,215 - I'm going to bed, too. - Do you need help? 488 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,342 - No. - Wrong. The correct answer is yes. 489 00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,470 - Ladies need help with everything. - Good night. 490 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:35,100 I don't know how she's ever gonna make it in society. 491 00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:38,687 At this rate, she's gonna get a job and only marry once. 492 00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:41,106 - Calling your mom again? - I don't get it. 493 00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:44,443 Every five minutes last week, she called to check on shoe fittings... 494 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,613 and curtsy progress, and if I talked Rory into putting her hair up. 495 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,114 Then tonight, nothing. 496 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:52,201 I'm sure they have a lot of getting ready to do for themselves. 497 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,536 She's been acting so weird lately. 498 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:57,039 They're fighting, openly fighting. 499 00:24:57,456 --> 00:25:00,584 They've never done that before. I'm not sure what to do about it. 500 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,753 Move to California. That's what I do. 501 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,130 My father doesn't even want to go tomorrow. 502 00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:08,800 His perfect angel granddaughter is being presented to society... 503 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,011 in front of his friends and colleagues. 504 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:14,556 Something he never got to do with his bad, loser, evil daughter. 505 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,808 Maybe you should talk to them. 506 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:20,187 I'm sorry, was that me? I must have had an aneurysm. 507 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:22,481 Nothing more I can do tonight. 508 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,733 I'm going to bed. Want me to turn off the lights? 509 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:28,362 Actually, I have to stay up and do a little work tonight. 510 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:32,449 I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that that's not a joke anymore. 511 00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,826 Good night. 512 00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:42,125 This place is huge. 513 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:46,129 - Do I have to walk down those stairs? - I'm afraid so. 514 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:50,008 Unless you want to make a memorable entrance and slide down the banister... 515 00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:52,052 which I totally encourage, by the way. 516 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,929 - You are... - Lorelai Gilmore. 517 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,889 ...late. - Sorry. My fault. 518 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:57,808 Took me a while to get pretty. 519 00:25:57,850 --> 00:26:01,228 Not all of us are 16 anymore, you know what I mean? No. 520 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:04,481 You are to head up the stairs. The preparation room is on the right. 521 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:07,693 Look for the toxic cloud of Chanel and Final Net. 522 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,827 Hang your dress there. Put your makeup on over there. 523 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,204 You'll have to make do with a non-lighted mirror. 524 00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:22,291 The lighted ones went to the girls that were here before dawn. 525 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:23,792 Listen up, ladies! 526 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:27,546 Everyone must be beautiful and ready to go by 7:30. 527 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:36,388 - Can't believe we have an hour and a half. - I'm never gonna be ready in time. 528 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,016 God knows when the swelling on my nose is gonna go down. 529 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:42,728 I had to go and inherit my father's nose. I'm Libby. 530 00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:47,107 Which one should I wear? I thought all month and I cannot decide. 531 00:26:47,191 --> 00:26:49,067 Well, that's a tough one. 532 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,695 I know. This is red-red, and this is orange-red. 533 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:54,698 The wrong one, and I will look like a hooker or a teacher. 534 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,991 That's a lot of pressure. 535 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,910 The two minutes you stand on the stairs... 536 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,746 will determine your social status for the rest of your life. 537 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,123 Wow. What if you trip? 538 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:07,628 I mean, not that you would. You wouldn't. I might. 539 00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:10,923 Probably will, actually. Could be a Cirque du Soleil kind of night. 540 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,884 You should not even joke about stuff like that. 541 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,386 There's a head under there. 542 00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:20,015 You are a wonderful man. 543 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,976 I have a feeling we're gonna be very close tonight. 544 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:28,440 - Mom, you're here. - Where should I be, Spain? 545 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:31,276 I tried calling you all night last night. 546 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,738 - I was very busy. - And then we got here before you. 547 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,616 - What is your point? - Nothing. It's just weird. 548 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:40,285 Well, I'm here now, so it's not weird anymore. 549 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,871 Look at these flowers. Baby's breath. 550 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:44,832 What is this, County General? 551 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:46,875 You look very nice. I like your dress. 552 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:50,420 Cotton tablecloths, folding chairs. It's not supposed to be like this. 553 00:27:50,504 --> 00:27:53,799 - In my day, people sat in real chairs. - Mom, what's the matter? 554 00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:56,802 I wanted my granddaughter to be presented to society... 555 00:27:56,885 --> 00:28:00,013 in a beautiful, elegant ballroom, not a Shakey's. 556 00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,724 The room is beautiful. You're being too critical. 557 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,519 There's Nan. I'm going to have a little talk with her... 558 00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:07,813 about the proper height for a taper. 559 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:11,984 Midori Sour? 560 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:15,696 - No, thanks. - More for me. 561 00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:21,785 My last coming-out, I shared with this girl who couldn't handle her booze. 562 00:28:21,869 --> 00:28:24,371 Neon-green puke all over her white dress. 563 00:28:24,454 --> 00:28:25,747 Your last coming-out? 564 00:28:25,831 --> 00:28:27,708 This is my fifth one this year. 565 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,669 They say four out of five debs marry their escorts. 566 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,796 Kind of like the dentists with Trident. 567 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:37,176 Five coming-out balls, five escorts. One of them has to stick, right? 568 00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:40,304 - Good logic. - So is your escort the one? 569 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,639 - The one what? - The one you're gonna marry. 570 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:45,684 - Is he cute? - Yes, he is very cute. 571 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,145 - Where will you live when you marry? - Hold on. 572 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:51,398 Katie, hi. Too bad about your face. 573 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:54,985 - Is it horrible? - No, you can hardly tell. 574 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:56,904 Just walk sideways. 575 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,573 These things will be the death of me. 576 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:02,117 I know. And we've had no time to prep. 577 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:05,370 Jenna just got out of Rainbow Hills two days ago. 578 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706 - Rehab? - Fat farm. 579 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,044 Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Could you come with me? 580 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:14,755 My cummerbund and I aren't seeing eye to eye. 581 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,382 Men. Totally helpless. Excuse me. 582 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:22,721 You saved me. I love you. I want to have your baby. 583 00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:25,015 - Too late. - I saw the look. 584 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:28,143 The same one you had that time you ended up on homecoming court. 585 00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:30,729 Someone's idea of a sick, sick joke. 586 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:35,400 By the way, Neil Young's got nothing on you. 587 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:36,944 - Yeah? - Yeah. 588 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,822 - Have you seen your father? - No. 589 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,740 He promised me he'd be here by now. 590 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:44,660 - You didn't come together? - I swear, if he misses this... 591 00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:47,162 - Did you call him? - Of course I called him. 592 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,206 I wouldn't go this long without calling him. 593 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:51,291 - Emily, he's here. - Where? 594 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,962 Where have you been? 595 00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:00,926 I can't look. Did she bean him with the baby's breath? 596 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,929 No, they're just energetically practicing their sign language. 597 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,264 Oh, God. 598 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:08,559 Okay, I think this is a really good time for a martini. 599 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,727 Hello? Thirsty people here. 600 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,314 - What are you doing? - Steve won't mind. 601 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,775 Little tip, never a good idea to let people know... 602 00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:19,945 you're on a first-name basis with the bartender. 603 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:22,739 - This is really something. - What? 604 00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:25,117 You and I together at a debutante ball. 605 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,368 Yeah. 606 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,579 Just like it would have been 16 years ago. 607 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,831 - Fancy dress. - Sneaking booze. 608 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,625 - Parents acting crazy. - You look great. 609 00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:37,963 - I'm so glad you're here. - So am I. 610 00:30:39,131 --> 00:30:43,093 All fathers, please report to the debutante staging area upstairs. 611 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,137 Fathers, to the staging area. 612 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:48,265 - Showtime. You gonna be all right? - Absolutely. 613 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:52,769 I'll see you later. 614 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,813 Curtsy pretty. 615 00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:01,570 Just wanted to see you before you became a proper lady of society. 616 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,238 - What do you think? - I think... 617 00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:06,366 - you look like a cotton ball. - Why, thank you, Jeeves. 618 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,619 But a really cute cotton ball. 619 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,204 Oh, my God, is this your escort? 620 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:13,332 - Yeah, it is. - You are totally getting married. 621 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:18,670 - What did she say? - Well... 622 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,672 Dad. Great, let's go. 623 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:23,675 - I'll meet you downstairs. Good luck. - Okay. 624 00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:26,470 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. 625 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,680 If everyone could please take their seat. 626 00:31:28,764 --> 00:31:30,682 We're about to get started with... 627 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,935 Last chance to shimmy down the drainpipe. 628 00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:34,645 - Do me a favor? - Anything. 629 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,231 - Just don't let me fall. - Right back at you. 630 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,861 Good evening. 631 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,697 On behalf of the Daughters of the American Revolution... 632 00:31:45,781 --> 00:31:49,910 I would like to welcome you to our annual debutante ball. 633 00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:52,663 This brings back so many memories. 634 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:56,041 I myself came out in this very hall in 19... 635 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,503 Well, let's just say a number of years ago. 636 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:04,675 Now, the word 'debutante' comes from the French word 'débuter'... 637 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:07,135 - You're being irrational. ... which means to lead off. 638 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:10,347 - Just come sit down. - I'm going to finish my drink. 639 00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:13,308 You won't be happy until you've spoiled this evening. 640 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,853 Guys, there's a lady up there with... 641 00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:20,357 a rock the size of Neptune, talking about the debutantes of ancient Greece. 642 00:32:20,399 --> 00:32:24,194 It's a lot easier to fall asleep if you're sitting down. Trust me. 643 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:26,530 I will sit down when I am ready to sit down. 644 00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:29,241 - Lower your voice. - No, I will not lower my voice. 645 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:32,703 I paid a fortune to be here, and I will speak as loudly as I like. 646 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,955 You're embarrassing us, embarrassing Rory. 647 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:38,041 This wasn't Rory's idea. This was your idea. 648 00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,252 This ridiculous evening was your idea. 649 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,254 You don't want her presented to society? 650 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:44,882 To hell with society! Yes, I'm talking about you! 651 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:46,425 Come on, that's it. 652 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:49,178 Are you two completely out of your minds? 653 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,096 There's a ceremony going on in there. 654 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:54,224 Young girls in ugly dresses and stupid fans are parading around... 655 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:57,144 in circles for whatever reason, and you two are ruining it. 656 00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,563 I didn't want to come here. You knew that. 657 00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:02,316 That's too bad. We have a social responsibility. 658 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,610 I am so tired of hearing you say that. 659 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,905 People expect us to be certain places and do certain things. 660 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,865 We can't just withdraw from all that. 661 00:33:09,948 --> 00:33:11,658 You know what I'm going through at work? 662 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,411 Your whole life isn't that damn company. 663 00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:17,873 I have told you what I'm going through, but you don't seem to hear it. 664 00:33:17,956 --> 00:33:20,000 You don't listen to me or anybody. 665 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,793 - That is not true. - It is. 666 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,588 Isn't it true? Has she ever listened to a word you've said? 667 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:27,758 People listen in different ways. 668 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:30,802 Right? Some people listen with their ears and some people... 669 00:33:30,886 --> 00:33:32,346 listen with not their ears. 670 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:36,099 But that doesn't mean some listening hasn't happened in some form. 671 00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:39,520 I have listened to you, Richard. I know exactly what is going on. 672 00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:41,063 Really? What? 673 00:33:41,146 --> 00:33:42,773 - You lost an account. - What? 674 00:33:42,814 --> 00:33:46,360 No. I didn't lose an account. I was taken off an account. 675 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:50,823 I was taken off an account that I brought into this company 10 years ago. 676 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,366 There are other accounts. 677 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,035 I have been in charge of that account for 10 years! 678 00:33:55,118 --> 00:33:58,288 How can you be so angry? Yes, they took you off that account... 679 00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,666 but they also gave you a promotion. 680 00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:02,292 You said they moved you upstairs... 681 00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:06,463 to a larger office and gave you a new title and a better parking space. 682 00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:09,591 - Damn it. I am being phased out. - You are not. 683 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:14,054 I know whether I'm being phased out. I invented 'phased out' for this company. 684 00:34:14,137 --> 00:34:17,057 Don't you think I did the exact same thing to Allen Parker? 685 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:20,352 - Allen Parker retired. - Allen Parker was phased out. 686 00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:23,397 I now have his office. I now have his parking space. 687 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,190 You know what happens from here? 688 00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:28,318 I lose more accounts slowly, but surely. 689 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:32,322 They will put a younger man on them with me to be trained by the best. 690 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:35,409 Then one day, they'll call and ask me... 691 00:34:35,492 --> 00:34:39,371 to let that young man take a meeting without me, to see how fast he's learning. 692 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:43,000 And then, suddenly, that young man is given that account. 693 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:46,211 And this happens again and again and again... 694 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:49,756 until I am nothing but a symbolic figurehead... 695 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,843 that they roll out for banquets and group pictures. 696 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:55,012 And then, one day, Emily... 697 00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:57,848 I will be asked to leave. 698 00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:02,519 Well, so what? 699 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,521 Excuse me? 700 00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,566 - I don't think Mom meant exactly... - So what if that's true? 701 00:35:07,608 --> 00:35:09,985 - Or maybe she did. - There are other options. 702 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,154 I don't want other options. 703 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,656 I want to get up every morning and put on my suit... 704 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,577 and go to my office and do my work, like I've done every day for 30 years. 705 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,580 That's what I want to do. That's the only thing I want to do. 706 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:24,917 Excuse me. Hi. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm next. 707 00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:32,716 Elizabeth Doty. 708 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:37,513 Daughter of George Edward Doty IV and Eleanor Doty. 709 00:35:43,185 --> 00:35:44,937 Lorelai Gilmore. 710 00:35:45,187 --> 00:35:49,233 Daughter of Christopher Hayden and Lorelai Gilmore. 711 00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:26,144 That should have been you up there. 712 00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:30,065 Nothing's turning out the way it was supposed to. 713 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:49,293 Did you know that you're considered a hot dad? 714 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:50,377 Really? 715 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,629 Libby said it's too bad you're my real dad. 716 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:55,591 If you were my step-dad, I could steal you away from Mom. 717 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,593 Libby's got a good life ahead of her. 718 00:36:57,676 --> 00:36:59,386 I was very proud of all of you. 719 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,472 You made it through the entire ceremony with a straight face. 720 00:37:02,556 --> 00:37:03,849 Almost all of you. 721 00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:06,852 I'm sorry, but that fan dance was more than I could take. 722 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:09,146 - I need burger. - Me, too. Dean? 723 00:37:09,188 --> 00:37:12,357 The only thing I can think of is taking off this tux. 724 00:37:12,441 --> 00:37:14,818 Watch it. You're talking to a lady now. 725 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,488 - How about if I do it at home? - Better. 726 00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:21,325 - Thanks again for going with me. - Tomorrow, you start paying. 727 00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,743 - Bye. - Bye. 728 00:37:23,535 --> 00:37:24,953 And then there were three. 729 00:37:25,037 --> 00:37:27,456 I have to get back to Boston in the morning... 730 00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:29,374 so I'm gonna call it a night, too. 731 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,210 What? Not even time for fries? 732 00:37:31,293 --> 00:37:34,671 I'll get up a little early and have coffee with you before I go. 733 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,215 - Deal? - Deal. 734 00:37:37,049 --> 00:37:40,219 Go ahead and order for us. I'll be there in a sec. 735 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:46,308 I just wanted to tell you how amazing you were tonight. 736 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,810 Really, you completely came through for her. 737 00:37:48,894 --> 00:37:50,354 She deserves it. 738 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:52,981 I haven't always given you a lot of credit in the past... 739 00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:55,567 but I'm giving you credit now. Big credit. 740 00:37:55,651 --> 00:37:58,904 - Major credit. Buy yourself a sofa. - Thanks. I will. 741 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:00,906 You know... 742 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:05,786 I happened to be looking through some old maps this afternoon... 743 00:38:05,869 --> 00:38:10,165 and I couldn't help but notice that Boston is not that far away. 744 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,584 You needed a map to tell you that? 745 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:16,964 I also noticed that that I-84 is a very good road. 746 00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:18,423 Solid, paved. 747 00:38:18,507 --> 00:38:21,218 I put this information in my pretty little head. 748 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:25,222 I was thinking, if you wanted to maybe drop by occasionally... 749 00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:26,640 it wouldn't be too difficult. 750 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:29,601 You realize I'll be driving the Volvo? 751 00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:32,354 Actually, I'm coming around to the Volvo. 752 00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:34,606 - Really? - Yes. 753 00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:38,152 I think it's sort of a Catholic schoolgirl thing. 754 00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:42,614 You know, it's conservative on the outside, bad on the inside. 755 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:44,408 I like that image. 756 00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:52,249 I've also heard the I-84 can get jammed on weekends. 757 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:53,625 It can. 758 00:38:53,709 --> 00:38:58,005 So if you wanted to stay a little longer, just to avoid the traffic... 759 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,090 it might be a good idea. 760 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:02,968 I mean, Rory would definitely love it. 761 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:06,138 And I wouldn't mind, either. 762 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:10,434 That is a tempting offer, but I really have to get back. 763 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,021 - To work? - To work... 764 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,608 and to someone. 765 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,613 I know, I should have told you. 766 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:26,158 - That's fine. It's totally your business. - I meant to, but... 767 00:39:28,035 --> 00:39:30,037 It's just that you and I are so connected... 768 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,122 Chris, please. I get it. 769 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:35,709 - I think it's really great. I really do. - Thank you. 770 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,295 So, who is it? Let me guess. 771 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:40,297 Linda from marketing got to you. 772 00:39:40,339 --> 00:39:42,341 - Her name is Sherrie. - Sherrie from marketing? 773 00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:45,093 - Sherrie from Boston. - Hence the move. 774 00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,638 - Is it serious? - It's getting there. 775 00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:49,932 'Seeing you in just a bow tie' serious? 776 00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:51,850 We're living together. 777 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,770 You really have changed. 778 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:59,191 Sherrie made it clear I was gonna lose her if I didn't start getting it together. 779 00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:02,653 If you find a girl who's good with dating a square in a Volvo... 780 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,905 you do what it takes to keep her. 781 00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:10,828 So I'll see you back home. 782 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:12,454 Yes, you will. 783 00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:36,520 What? 784 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:41,233 After all you've been through tonight, I come in and find you eating like that? 785 00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,529 - There you go. - Being a lady is hard. 786 00:40:45,571 --> 00:40:48,240 So, tonight? What's the consensus? 787 00:40:48,699 --> 00:40:52,161 The fan dance was humiliating. I'm never doing a curtsy again. 788 00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:53,996 But having Dad around was great. 789 00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:56,665 - Yeah, it was. - He's got a new girlfriend. 790 00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,167 - Sherrie. - Yeah. 791 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,919 Poor girI's named after a Journey song. That's rough. 792 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:04,548 - He seems happy. - He does. He really does. 793 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:06,425 - I'm glad. - Me, too. 794 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:08,760 I feel kind of bad for Grandma, though. 795 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:11,763 She was so into this night, and she ended up being so miserable. 796 00:41:11,847 --> 00:41:14,308 Don't worry. She'll have more fun at the next one. 797 00:41:14,391 --> 00:41:15,517 - Excuse me? - Yes. 798 00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:17,895 We have you signed up for the next six balls. 799 00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:19,771 - Not funny. - You're doing this... 800 00:41:19,855 --> 00:41:22,608 - till you bring home a prize. - Ignoring you now. 801 00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:26,111 Back from the ball? 802 00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:28,780 I left behind a glass slipper and a business card... 803 00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:30,657 in case the prince is really dumb. 804 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:32,868 Good and desperate thinking. 805 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,913 - Thank you. Luke. - What? 806 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:44,046 What do you think you're doing? 807 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:46,048 - Working. - So you think this is funny? 808 00:41:46,131 --> 00:41:48,258 I'm sorry, I thought this was the uniform. 809 00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:51,595 You know what? That's fine. Have your little joke. 810 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:52,763 Doesn't bother me at all. 811 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:56,767 You just go over there and clean off that table. I'm ignoring you. 812 00:41:56,808 --> 00:41:59,102 - You do not exist. - Okay. 813 00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:09,446 - That's it. Get upstairs and change. - Whatever you say, Uncle Luke. 814 00:42:09,488 --> 00:42:13,116 It's Luke. Just Luke. Mr. Luke. 815 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:15,452 In fact, don't address me at all! 816 00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:18,956 - You know, I'm really lucky. - Yeah? Why? 817 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:22,960 I have someone to complain to when life sucks or work sucks... 818 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:26,296 or just everything sucks, I have someone I can talk to. 819 00:42:26,338 --> 00:42:29,007 - Yeah? Who? - Shecky, you kill me. 820 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:32,135 It must be really lonely not to have that. 821 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:34,012 You thinking about Grandma? 822 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:36,807 I'm just thinking. 823 00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:47,276 Hey, Mom. 824 00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:50,237 - What are you doing here? - Nothing much. 825 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,448 I had a little time before my business class, and I thought: 826 00:42:53,532 --> 00:42:57,035 'Hey, why don't I go over to Mom's house and just hang?' 827 00:42:57,369 --> 00:42:58,954 - Just what? - Just hang. 828 00:42:59,037 --> 00:43:02,166 You know, hang out, talk, don't talk, whatever. 829 00:43:02,249 --> 00:43:03,584 Just hang. 830 00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:07,838 - You're gardening, huh? - Yes. 831 00:43:08,172 --> 00:43:12,676 Okay, well, don't let me stop you. I'll just sit here... 832 00:43:13,677 --> 00:43:15,012 and just hang. 833 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:17,055 Are you sure you don't need something? 834 00:43:17,139 --> 00:43:19,266 Nope. I'm just here to hang. 835 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:23,604 Well. 836 00:43:26,815 --> 00:43:30,819 Mom, if there's ever anything you want to talk about with me, you can. 837 00:43:32,863 --> 00:43:34,198 All right. 838 00:43:35,491 --> 00:43:36,575 Okay. 839 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:39,578 So... 840 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:24,998 English